For $29.95 Pocock plugs your name and your beloved’s into the 140 to 180 pages of one of five bodice-rippers. Further detail is supplied from a questionnaire you can fill out on bookbyyou.com. (Example: is your figure “slim,” “athletic,” “curvaceous” or “voluptuous”?) You can even give your pet a cameo role. A book starring the Clintons might go like this: “‘We’ve already wasted so many nights,’ Bill admitted, gathering Hillary in his strong arms. Hillary gazed back, and in a whisper replied, ‘What is but one night in the history of England, my lord…’ Bill finished the sentence, ‘… but another night stolen from our bed’.” Watch out, “My Life.”
